Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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