Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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