we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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