loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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