Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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