Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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