I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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