Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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