Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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