I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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