I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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