A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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