I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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