BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I supernannyed him into submission
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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