If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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