Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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