I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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