i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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