Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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