whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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