: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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