jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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