I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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