if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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