these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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