I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
