Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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