Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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