he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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