Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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