so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw