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Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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(404): Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk http://tfl.nu/cgrv

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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.

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(419): It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo. http://tfl.nu/e5lr

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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.

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(704): Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten. http://tfl.nu/097z

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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate

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(217): he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate http://tfl.nu/55wo

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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs

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(817): I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs http://tfl.nu/vj8z

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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

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(708): So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS? http://tfl.nu/0qn8

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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.

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(270): Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house. http://tfl.nu/zb8n

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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?

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(732): WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"? http://tfl.nu/186c

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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.

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(661): I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day. http://tfl.nu/ltd0

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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....

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(267): I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa.... http://tfl.nu/2i55

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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like

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(920): We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like http://tfl.nu/fep0

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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?

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(425): Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios? http://tfl.nu/2jhx

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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

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(717): Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English. http://tfl.nu/s5ju

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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.

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(773): I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother. http://tfl.nu/a7sz

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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.

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(334): Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots. http://tfl.nu/hhuz

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