Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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