Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
MIDGETS
????
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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