Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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