Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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