I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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