i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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