we have officially lost it.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
