One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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