420 ftw
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
