Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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