So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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