I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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