BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Ketchup is God's man juice
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
third nipple confirmed
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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