I molested 6 butterflies tonight
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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