three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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