i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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