Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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