Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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