Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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