I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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