can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
A bitchslap is in order.
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