I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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