i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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