so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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