Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My bed smells like the plague
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