Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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