Non-Jews are for practice
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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