We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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